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since this is free choice i get to write anything i want what do i want to write, ok i know now. A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."For Coffee Drinkers: You know you are addicted to coffee if

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.You sleep with your eyes open.You have to watch videos in fast-forward.The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. you chew on other people's fingernails.You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their soda.You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.You can jump-start your car without cables You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.You help your dog chase its tail.You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.You answer the door before people knock.You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse (so not true)